Feel free to ford any rivers you come across. That never ends poorly.

Was he pied by Bernie Sanders?

I got you fam.

https://www.latintimes.com/ted-cruz-accuses-luigi-mangione-being-leftist-despite-social-media-posts-praising-tucker-568562

Thanks for clearing that up! Hilarious it is!

I appreciate what Luigi did, but also keep in mind that he believes Tucker Carlson’s great replacement shit. This kid isn’t the Messiah. Just another example of someone supporting the leopard-eating-faces party.

Can’t tell if it’s satire or not, so I’m vascilating between hilarious and terrifying. Hilarifying, if you will. Terrarious if you’re adventurous.

That’s because their Orange Messiah has promised to ban video games as part of Project 2025.

Hey pal, I don’t know what you’re trying to say, but I take exception to the way you said it. Has anyone seen my keys?

They don’t want to stop kids having sex. They want to stop them having safe sex. More stupid consumers to buy stuff. More child labor. They’re trying to kill public education, public health (ACA), and other social benefit programs. They want us stupid and dependant on the wealthy for absolutely everything.

It gives me hope that one day when some intelligence agency is combing through my online footprint for a motive, they won’t have to look too hard.

I should update my Goodreads account…

Same

It’s an old reference but it checks out

Hey check out this “both sides bad” centrism over here.

1000 black tomahawks of FREEDOM

Trump’s loyalty/humiliation test

Incorrect

Y’all got any of that sweet smoke?

That is actually impressive

Sorry friend. I know that feeling. I wish there was a better solution to your headphone dilemma.