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Cake day: August 7th, 2023

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  • I can honestly say I’ve had one of these emergencies once while naked, sister in law was being followed at like 1 or 2am and headed to our place as it was closer than hers, she called my wife when she was close to let her in. The way my wife woke me I knew something was happening and I fucking pulled clothes outa thin air and was dressed before she even finished telling me















  • Mine does the same thing every morning, sits at her bowl, I open the cupboard door and pull out bag of food, start to tip it and as soon as the first tiny biscuit hits the bowl she fucking dives into it, her head pushing the bag away stopping me for adding more food so she snaps up the 10 or 12 that I managed to get in the bowl, then the other 10 or 12 that fell around the floor and then looks up at me and meows and I just stare back at her wondering if today is the day I stop owning a cat