A standalone remote or phone app that connects to my car’s entertainment system that can control the satellite radio without the need for a passenger to have to lean way forward to use the touchscreen all the time. I miss the days of screen controls next to the cup holders instead of everything going through the touch screen.

Haha. This is the very first thing I thought of.

I bought some powdered water, but didn’t know what to add.

The correct answer is “Enya”

May everything you drink taste like ass, and that ass was filled with dead gerbils that died due to dysentery and that dysentery was caused by ingesting the asses of other dead gerbils.

If you’re not using the McDonalds app to get cheaper and sometimes free food, you’re doing it wrong.

Thats awful. Definitely a wurst käse scenario.

From what I’ve seen, dudes that care that much about mushrooms are really fun guys.

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Usenet Newsgroups were a big part of my life back then. Games, MP3s, Software, Movies, TV shows. So many Xbox games that I burned to DVD and loaded onto my modded Xbox. Those were the days. Now I only torrent some movies and TV shows thru a VPN and pay for everything else. My time is worth a lot more to me now than back in the late 90s/early 2000s.

Well it was Missouri after all. The raccoon was likely breaded and deep fried before the eagle ate it.

I mean…North Dakota is South Dakota’s North Korea after all.

“I can see Russia from my couch!” - JD Vance

Ah, a “nabbin’ van”

I used to have an in-ground pool at my home when I lived in Oklahoma. I would float on a pool noodle and sipping beer while listening to reggae. I was in my happy place. I miss having a pool.

They’ll be fine. They mostly go to Cornhub anyway.

I recently used my phone to wirelessly charge someone else’s phone that was about to die. Pretty useful feature in the moment. I only used that feature only that one time in the 2 years I’ve had the phone but it’s nice to know that is an option.

Absolutely

Any character played by Juliette Lewis. Um, yeah.

Does MTG know that it’s missing from her house yet?