It wasn’t me, I swear!
It wasn’t me, I swear!
Everything was going well until the box I am not a robot had to be checked…
Very good one. It’s the first image on my mind whenever someone says sunset
Instructions unclear. Got my dick caught in a toaster. Again.
“I’ve missed you, Vader!”
“Like you miss all the shots you take?”
Look! Luke’s speeder speeds close to the ground around the AT-AT at the battle of Hoth.
After his gunner got killed by an enemy headshoth.
I would be a pirate. Because the other word for pirate treasure is Booty. (Beastie boys influence, I guess)
Damn that is sexy, maybe mark as nsfw for oni wan corn porn?
This meme just isn’t metal enough for me ;)
Also, I guess sexual assault victims are oftentimes secretive about it and can (even though it’s not right) feel ashamed about it
Commenting after 11 days just to say I love this comment
To be fair, it looks just like the thing aunt Beru hides under her bed.
When you get sent to the frontline knowing there are no big boomers on-planet
I don’t know, man. I feel I’m going crazy, somehow I can’t get that burning uncle Owen barbecue smell out of my helmet…
These sneakers were made not just by the men, but the women, and definitely the children too! 
I don’t know man, ever since that princess called me a buckethead, I can’t look in the mirror without seeing it too
The really cool thing is - it doesn’t need to be easy, you don’t have to be ‘good’ at it in order to work. I highly recommend the ‘mindfulness for beginners’ course by Jeff Warren on the app Calm (30 times 10-12 minutes) If you prefer reading, he co-authored the book ‘meditation for fidgety skeptics’ which is also down to earth and humorous.  By the way, I’m in no way affiliated to him in any way, was just relieved to find someone with his style to ease me into it.
I really love the trolley car problem analogy here. So fitting!