There’s no way he actually said this. Did he actually say this?

Only if you don’t value your hand. Perhaps you could teleport a hammer into someone’s face

Depending on how fast you can teleport you could move pretty quickly. Even 12 teleports a second gets you 4.5 mph in any direction. Could be useful depending on the cooldown but for any significant speed you’d need to teleport really quickly. 20 teleports a second is almost 8 mph

Turquoise

Become less okay with installing kernel level malware to play mid AAA games

I feel like this is the “attack helicopter” joke of veganism

Well that is in fact a virus

He somehow managed to make border abolition sound uncool. Many people don’t agree with it for many reasons, none of which were it being uncool until this tweet

What’s the name of the illusion?