Mike Rowe gave a platform to JD fucking Vance to spew his nazi bullshit.

“I’m gonna grape you in the mouth!”

They’re catching the invisible katana of Satan.

I like to go with “Big Sexy”.

Arrested on sex trafficking charges, so they’re obviously headed for cabinet positions.

He was never the same after he exploded that bird.

MAGA

Kate McKinnon’s abduction sketches are pretty stellar.

Welcome! You’ve got slop!

The dude on the ride is the only one of them with any balls at all. It’s a carnival ride that 12-year-olds go on.

What a bunch of wimps.

The basic answer is that the production lines are already set up for that size. Some number cruncher figured out they would save $0.01+ by not taking the time to switch the production lines from one to another and, instead, just switching the labels.

Greed.

Keith Richards’ senior class photo.

And how should we collect those taxes…

Uhhh… Go Seahawks?

I’d say that you’re best bet is to go the “Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra” route.

It’s all a distraction from the Epstein files.

And more fun!

Very briefly, after the CEO of United Health was killed, insurance companies were accepting claims they otherwise would have rejected.

Erotic is when everyone involved in the scene is in full consent of all the actions happening. Vulgar is the moment one person decides that they are no longer comfortable with the actions happening yet the scene continues anyway.