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RumAndCreole@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Tell me some of the spooky/paranormal/unexplained shit that's happened to you?
2·2 months agoYes all them other peoples had the sex so you could also have the sex.
RumAndCreole@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Tell me some of the spooky/paranormal/unexplained shit that's happened to you?
2·2 months agoThat’s just because your mom and dad had the sexy time. Before that your grandparents had the sexy time. And that process continues all the way back to Mitochondrial Eve.
TLDR a lot of sex was had to eventually produce you. So no pressure, but don’t screw up all that effort that was put in over the ages.
Yeah well fuck you too.
It’s gonna be a lot better if you focus on doing things you can. Hopefully most of those things are enjoyable and fulfilling. Somethings will be hard though. That’s ok because it helps you enjoy the good.
Edit: words get harder the more rum you have
RumAndCreole@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Would the US (if not the entire world) be better if that kid didn't break in to Harambe's enclosure over in the Cincinnati Zoo back in 2016?
15·2 months agoIt was the moment that savage stingray killed Steve Irwin.
To symbolize their desire to assfuck all the workers they can cut from payrolls.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•When you have wiped once already and your butt has a change of heart
5·2 months agoI think I can do without the camera


This is my surprised face