The earth has been around for 4.5 billion years.

I’m pretty sure it’ll make it past what humans consider 3000+.

Blink of an eye to the earth.

Earth will exist.

Humans probably won’t.

Nostradamus is unreliable. And wrong.

Mars. It’ll look like Mars.

God, every time.

Lane keep assist. Don’t tell me how to drive my own car.

You can’t even show me the right speed limit due a sign on a different road that say 5MPH, when I’m on a 30MPH road, and suddenly you start beeping at me cause I’m going too fast?

Randomly flashing up the BRAKE! Warning for no reason at all?

None of this tech works correctly, and until it does, it all gets turned off every single time 8 start the engine.

Sounds like an EA problem to me.

Having not playing an EA game in over 2 decades because they are a shitty company with shitty practices that make shitty games, fuck 'em.

Let’s hope they get what they deserve.

People are dumb. People will always be dumb, there’s no getting away from it.

We are just apes after all.

There’s a fucking surprise.

If she’s CEO of a company, she can afford a fifty quid webcam to plug into her PC.

Never mind all the other red flags.

People can barely use Windows and it’s been around for 30 years.

I am not teaching 180+ staff how to use Macs or Linux.

I’m not an MS fanboy by any means, but my job is hard enough without adding extra shit sprinkles on top.

Fuck that.

You obviously have zero knowledge about working in that environment.

You didn’t say “Um, Actually”