Naught naught naught. Naught naught. Naught naught naught… Two. Damn Roosevelt

I stole it from Tom Peters

Well because I’ve wrecked my sleep schedule and need a pick me up to finish the days chores I’m usually microwaving leftover coffee. I need help haha

This might sound crazy, but when the kids are asleep I hold the microwave door button in as I shut it. It’s pretty darn quiet

“We’re trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”

My mom slept loose and here I am

I’ve watched Hbomberguy’s Roblox oof video probably 10 times now. It’s fascinating. Thanks for this meme I love it!

You scared the crap outta me man. For a second I thought connect for lemmy sold out! Haha