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TBIs are a bitch

They’re all roofied.

Inst unclear, dick stuck in ceiling fan

My bottle of acetaminophen has a big red cap that says CONTAINS ACETAMINPHEN

I think he needs a loooong timeout.

• lane assist
• adaptive cruise

Don’t forget the illegal immigrants. Just a constant threat to your life and existence that can’t really be measured. They’re here illegally… so… we can’t really count them. If we could, they’d all be arrested and deported. It’s perfect. Just a constant existential threat you cant prove doesn’t exist. Like Satan. I guess it’s no coincidence that most of them are also probably very religious and believe anything with zero proof.

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Yeah, well, you know… those landlords need more money for working so hard.

Stupidity, laziness, memes, twitter, AAVE

I’m so sick of everything being a “fit”. OUTFIT. Drip? Ugh.

NGL but I lowkey dont know TBH FR

What makes a snack lowkey?

My GF did extensive research before buying our new toaster because almost every single one seems to suck. She finally got an expensive one from SMEG. Nice name. How hard is it to make a toaster that doesn’t suck? They’re SO simple.

God, I love Dark Reader. I don’t know why anyone makes bright white websites.

Autocorrect has gotten worse and worse. I can transpose two letters and it won’t suggest the right word, but it’ll suggest the right word with an apostrophe and an S that makes no sense. It’s not wonder so many people think plurals need apos’trophe’s.

That’s a damn good price though.

The couch thing is a myth, but it’s still funny to propagate it anyway.

This is so like… 2014