And at least two related certs.

When you are a grown up you don’t realize you are watching your parents die.

The real trick is to lick your cartridges before inserting them, helps the bits slide through more smoothly.

Alternately, if you dry your meat with a duck it will promote the Mallard Reaction.

Wash your hands in the bathroom, nobody bats an eye.

Scrub down your belt buckle in the sink and people lose their minds!

Something like a federated confederacy?

I remember I had a date with a girl back in the’10s. We hit it off and got back to her place. Wanted to show her a funny Internet video.

She brought out an ancient laptop that refused to boot and said her Ex had tried to fix it with Linux.

I got it pointed at the right dependencies, she fellated me as it updated.

I think this is my only sexy story that includes Linux.

Well, I guess there was this one time I loaned a lonely neighbor DOS 6 disks.

But, that does not include Linux.

I agree. As cathartic as it was the lines of leopardsatemyface and that one that reveled in progress photos of anti vaxxers dieing just left me feeling angry and sad.

When I encouraged my cat to embrace her fursona horrible things happened to my pillow.