Windows will not die so easily. Two reasons: 1. Too much money behind and around it. 2. Sheer corporate inertia. 3. As long as there is no competition to the AD/Entra ecosystem, companies will buy it. Ok, three reasons.

Me too, at work, on a dozen machines. ALL THIRTY TWO FLOPPY DISKS.

I remember Microsoft Bob.

Wow, this timeline keeps getting stupider every day.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but I took an arrow to my knee…

ABS was the last good life-saving technology added to cars. That thing saved my dumb arse several times already.

Now I want to get a new car because the old one is getting too degraded, but I dread the fuckery I’ll find in new models. I just wanted a 3.5 cm audio jack and simple controls. I guess I won’t have much luck.

If this is paradise

I wish I had a lawnmower

Enjoy it. It’s a great game. A triumph, even.

I’m enjoying it. I liked the little glitch at the beginning where the environment suddenly changes, which took me by surprise. It’s harder in some bits, but not overwhelming.

Black Dog - Led Zeppelin

Moonlighting, IIRC.

It’s called Photic sneeze reflex. I experience that when leaving home on a sunny day.

I’ll go with Ra for aesthetics, but Hator and Ba’al are my favorite snakeheads.

I’d say Goa’uld, Hobbit, Xenomorph, Dwemer and Lunar Base Alpha.

Should be good, it works great on my potato Lenovo laptop.

I’m looking at you, Black Mesa.

How can that damn alien spider take 8.000 rockets and still kill me?

So, you’re telling me that if I want to cheat I should use Chinese models. Got it.

Dark Messiah - Might and Magic

Uptick for Nerf Herder.

Flight Of The Conchords