PrimeErective

I think I spelled it wrong. Wattle seems to be correct. But it’s like the skin on your neck below the jaw. One of the lawyers on the show was always asking people if he could touch their wattle

Lots of waddle touching in that show

John Mulaney’s take

Dear Salt,

I hope this message doesn’t find you. May your beers be warm and your showers frigid.

Cold regards, Prime

Did you mean to post this on shittyasklemmy?

iSame

How often do they do tours? That would be so cool to see

Personal is crazy

Damn, I gotta get one of those negative mortgages

What specific date do you need? The universe was created last Thursday

I think what’s going on with the “torment matrix” problem is that the people who do the most heinous shit don’t usually have much imagination. When they see someone dreaming up a horrible scenario they see it as an unironic opportunity. Maybe they wouldn’t have thought of it otherwise.

More succinctly: don’t give them any ideas!

I don’t think Star Wars is about a girl who fucking knows

Maybe it got hit by a car and the “other side” is the afterlife

Got any grapes?

I see you’ve played knifey spoony before

I have states, Greg. Can you compute on me?

Brylcreem

Creatine

And a bag of Charlie Sheen

That’s fun. Orexi is Greek for appetite, and appetite is definitely a type of motivation

Kali orexi!

Was that the one with the quick reload battery slot, or was that the v10? Either way those phones were sick

Why would you want whirled peas?