I’ll take my chances… YOLO

That’s their trademark, as soon as you see it you know it’s a Hallmark romantic, cheesy, family movie.

Yep… You’re right.

I skip meals because I don’t have time to stop and eat. I do it because I’m my own boss… And then I have extra money for my beers 🍺

I bet you won an iPad, you gotta send the $99 for the shipping and handling and it’s all yours…

Is there people who believe this BS?

Is this really a place?..

A big hurrah for the Lemmy Lord…

I’ll just get an old 1990s Volvo station wagon…I’m living by myself anyways, so not trying to pickup chics…

We’re screwed, and have been for decades…

The old saying “if something’s free, then you’re the product” still applies.

That’s great they have a payment plan… I want 2, please.

Lemmy reminds so much of the beginnings of Reddit when I started there over 17 years ago.

I’m in Mexico at the moment and my first car was manual transmission. I didn’t know how to drive manual when I bought it, so I just learned on the fly.

I’m gonna retire in a small town in Italy or France in the middle of nowhere…

It must’ve been the 100 rolls of sushi that provoke the cheating…

He said that the Xs are gonna give it to ya…

A good source of protein along with the carbs.

I’m not gonna get angry today 'cause it’s Friday and am about to get drunk to meditate.

We all know is fake when you see the name “Hillary Wank” but unfortunately there are a lot of people who believe everything they see on the internet.

Sixteen million, really?.. All shapes, colors and sizes, cut and uncut. 😜