Kaktus

What do you do with the sweater in the dryer it it’s dry?

Nirvana, Beastie Boys, Massive Attack, Tricky, Portishead, Radiohead, Björk, Primus… Come on

Cut my working hours to 6,5 a day. Doesn’t help, just 1,5 hours more childcare (But yes, it helps the kids).

Only thing what helps your free time is to sleep less. (Yes, that sucks too.)

With the new shoes from Apple. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rw2nkoGLhrE

You save the money and spend it on a car?

My experience is different. If I go for grocery once a week I buy a lot of stuff which rots or expires. If I buy it daily I just buy what I need, and what I want that day.

With their wheelchair?

ClubMate Vodka doesn’t care, and goes to the bar, ordering another one.

When the truth is unbearable, one either rages around like Rumpelstiltskin or starts to contemplate about it.

So just keep having fun with disliking people.

After 10 Sternie or 10 Modello? And why, why would you smash the mirrors?

Ghostbusters killed it with the Marshmallow Man.

So you have never been grocery shopping 30 years ago? I’m sure in the 90s it was the common name on the Products. Now it’s gone.

I guess you are born in this century. In the 80 it was what was written on the products in the supermarket.

Why doesn’t he sit in a F150?

Brötchen for the first breakfast, Brot for the second.

Some years ago I were in US on vacation and a Cadillac commercial said you shouldn’t buy cars made by lazy people wo have 4 weeks vacation every year, instead you should buy an American car.

A battery which lasts up to a week.

US Standard

What you describe is exactly what extremist left is. Antifa means nothing less then being against facism. Who isn’t except of facists?

Thimbleweed Park!