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Cake day: 2025年7月12日

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  • Ugh I can hear it now

    In our relentless pursuit of innovation, we are proud to announce the switch from the outdated 24-hour clock to Metric Time™.

    Effective immediately, your standard 8-hour workday will now be… 8 metric hours.

    That’s 80% of the entire day. Because nothing says “work-life balance” like leaving 2 hours for life.

    Embrace the future. You’re already late.