I got news for you buddy, you’re not your mums favourite child

Bay leaves let that one person at dinner know, that you don’t like them

Seasoning

Zoeys Extraordinary Playlist. The way it shows the characters most intimate thoughts that they try to conceal from the world.

The forbidden soft serve flavour

This has always been my thought. As someone who is living a comfortable life, some would consider me as well-off or rich. Regardless, I am not private security rich, so would be an easy target at the start of the uprising.

Hence, ethics aside, it’s in my best interest to keep the ‘workers’ happy.

Yeah, it’s just so sad that it’s believable some people genuinely hold that view

No, women having choice over whether they have sex is the problem. They are naturally less sex-reliant than males and it is only through parties restricting those choices that you see a spike after they leave office. /s

Piefighters

Sharks, it’s like Cayman Islands, but for VPN’s instead of tax fraud. I’m offering a 5% stake and I’ll also let you use it for your tax fraud

Cheetos

"I’ll put the 2 bricks in the evidence locker "

It is with great regret, i bear the news that this sign has been replaced.

What’s “CARiES”?

It’s a shortening of opportunity shop

I still don’t understand how there can be any question, they caught him writing his memoir “How i totally killed that guy and why” by Luigi Mangione (an autographed copy). Open and shut case

Australia has too many electricity distributors shipping profits overseas instead of upgrading the grid

Доброе утро, товарищ

He’s about to smuggle food into a cinema