I deleted my Facebook account (don’t judge me) 10 years ago and only one person actually called me to ask why I unfriended them…

You died in agony?

At a convention…

Or more simply " Don’t be an asshole."

Interesting…

It’s common in England to say “I couldn’t give a shit”

Before those, Charlotte Church in the UK press.

We laugh at them ( the ads, not the murcans)

Nah, laugh at the Seppos, they voted for this.

Is that all? I remember when I was about 10 talking to my Dad about flying cars in the future.

That was 43 years ago…

I’m 53… and that was how I started playing.

It took me two years and a bit of fiddling with the controller setting to “git gud”. My K/D ratio for the first couple of years was 0.11 (prolly lower but that was the lowest it would show.) and I eventually got it up to 0.71 (approx 1.1 for the last few seasons).

Im amazed at how many people play these games without a headset. I can usually hear them before I see them.

Fucking hell it was Chandler all along!

Well, given I live in the center of England it’s only going to push up my property price…

… while we live in the Mad Max future.

You sound very much like me.

When sober I’m Mr doesn’t talk a lot (but I will listen) after a beer or two I’m away with the chat.

I become become very vocal…

I fucking would… I live there.

They’re revolting…

See, this is the thing about being smart. You’re intelligent enough to realise that there’s a lot of shit you don’t know.

When you’re thick you just believe any old bollocks you read…

But even their good games are the same games over and over…

You forgot the Midlands in that list.

9:30

Which I would say as “Half past nine”.

If anyone asks me how I’m doing my bog standard response is “Fucking terrible but apart from that I’m OK.”

Yeah. I’m amazed at how many people do not know how to swim.