PaleRider

They’re revolting…

See, this is the thing about being smart. You’re intelligent enough to realise that there’s a lot of shit you don’t know.

When you’re thick you just believe any old bollocks you read…

But even their good games are the same games over and over…

You forgot the Midlands in that list.

9:30

Which I would say as “Half past nine”.

If anyone asks me how I’m doing my bog standard response is “Fucking terrible but apart from that I’m OK.”

Yeah. I’m amazed at how many people do not know how to swim.

I have a phone. They have a phone. I have their number. They have my number…

If they don’t have my number there’s a reason.

Also, the level of civility and intellect in the comments is relatively high.

Fuck you! No it isn’t you moron.

My body is also a temple.

Admittedly it’s like the temple of Athena… really old and falling apart but it’s still a temple.

Steel section bender.

Ironically, this was the next post on my feed.

Bird flu boogaloo

It’s only 7 years away…

Wormwood…

Revelations 8:11-13

I old enough that, as a kid, every time I wanted to play a game I had had to wait for it to install from cassette.

Besides, download speeds now are amazing.

Yeah, if they don’t keep them in the fridge the koalas steal them…

Who keeps their eggs in a fucking fridge?

Well, yes. My wife says I’m Bender from Futurama.

I bend steel, drink lots of beer and fart fire a lot.

On my wrist but I wear a full boilersuit… We use burning tackle to cut the steel.