"And Goober Nation will believe it when we say that ‘the libs’ are responsible. Despite the fact that we control the presidency, the House, the Senate, the Supreme Court and the news media, because they have the collective memory of a goddamn goldfish. "

Musk is like a real life Poochie, from “The Simpsons” who doesn’t know how shallow and cringey he really is.

If a million porn sites can make streaming video work, then YouTube is replaceable.

I’m assuming the receptionist is saying, “we can’t help you. You’ll need to leave.”