Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and Michael Collins.
Thousands of generations knew the moon as a light in the sky. They went to the sky and saw the Earth.
Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and Michael Collins.
Thousands of generations knew the moon as a light in the sky. They went to the sky and saw the Earth.
I stole it from a documentary, but it’s not like this place is real original when it comes to comedy anyway.
I put a butcher knife up to her neck and I said, “You better start cookin’ them eggs right. I’m tired of them sloppy, slimey eggs.”
A rattling pill bottle is called the Ohio mating call.
Duodenum.
Doo-odd-in-umm.
The duodenum is the first section of the small intestine in most higher vertebrates, including mammals
I feel like all you had to do to seduce his Mawmaw was shake a pill bottle in the air and she would come running.
The IRS is temporary. The country is temporary. The ground you walk on is temporary. It’s all a grand, elaborate dance of pointless space-time and there is nothing as important as how you feel and how you make others feel.
But do pay your taxes.
My parents weren’t bad parents. They did their absolute best to raise me coming from trauma themselves. They still don’t even know they suffer from it. Their trauma made me feel like I was not good enough. However, I will pass intrinsic value and compassion on to my kids.
Everything is temporary, friend. Money, possessions, and stature won’t make you happy. You have to happiness in yourself. You can do hard things and you are worth happiness.
I read about Buddhism and meditation and it got me through depression. “Being Peace” by Thich Nahn Hahn changed my life.
The most popular pop culture in the world
“Can you hear me now?”
No. No you cannot.
Not exactly the theme, but I would love to hear Sigur Ros songs sung in English.
Fiction isn’t real, it’s thought up by someone. So that just mean since I’m real, I wasn’t thought up by anything.
You’re being obtuse. I’m done here.
Sarcasm is not lended to text very well. Can you understand that a state that makes a good law is a good thing and that nuance exists.
Make him watch Leia and Luke make out on repeat.