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The low light of the room and the human brain’s tendency to use short cuts makes your eyes perceive a distorted reflection of yourself after you stare at the reflection for a while.

If you’re on acid, maybe.

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If you’re serious about it, the first thing to do is change your rhetoric.
Don’t say “I need to quit drinking” or “I should quit smoking” or “I’d love to lose weight”.
Instead say “I am quitting”.
When you use words like “need to” or “should” or “ought to”, you set your mind to think that the conditions required for you to quit aren’t met yet, that there is some extra step for you to take before you can quit. When in actuality there isn’t anything stopping you but yourself.
Giving up is hard sometimes, but it is a lot easier when you genuinely set your mind to it and to do so adopting the right rhetoric is a fundamental key for it.
Haven’t had a drink in years, one of the factors is because I genuinely put my mindset in imperative mode rather than using conditional.

You’re supposed to eat them you freak.

Bollox, I had one years ago, thought it was complete and utter shite/not for me and stuck with psychedelics without doing any coke ever again.

I’m a misanthrope, I don’t have any respect for anyone to begin with.

Learn 2 read, noob.

“TikTok is just like reading a book”

-OP

I’ve opted to pronounce it either Jgif or Gjif, that way I piss off twice as many people.

Thanks, it’s incomprehensible how OP didn’t even manage to mention it in either the title or the blurb up above. Is he a bot or something?

She knows what’s good for her kid, okay? She doesn’t need no libral scientologist with made up studies telling her smoking causes cancer when she’s been doing her own research on YouTube proving cancer comes from vaccines.

You think these fuckers used one of their own coins? They were just props that was handed to them. They probably haven’t touched an actual coin themselves in years.

Marky Mark talks to the potted plant

A plastic one at that.