Metal, try concrete

Makes me more upset about the fools who spend more time pulling out stacks of paper than they took to rinse their fingers just to ball it up and throw it away

They probably do the steve jobs and stick their feet in the toilet as soon as they get to work

Grey is colour and gray is color

Joy? I’ve gone to the snow as a kid and have chosen not to go as an adult. I consider myself a bit of a masochist but not that much

Wow I didn’t know Netflix made those kinds of movies

Damn I’m going to miss the full body lattes

Magic earth is pretty nice but not enough people using it to make it useful like waze

You know you would flip it regardless, you just can’t stop

Since when do they ask for age? I remember you didn’t even need a verified email

I can’t believe you said s*n

You are allotted one health, next!

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

Found Ralph!

Sex sells

Like watchmen

Oh I thought this was about how to make a chair not wobble anymore

Just a sun tan line

Just what people commonly understand so people say it. I always read it in a disapproving Russian accent because of too much TV, the americans

But where do you find a chair on a volcano world