…and so it begins.

The biggest lie about global warming is that it’s still a few years off.

Mark my words. 5 years from now? Humanity will not be anything close to what it is now.

bc.

Same thing as every year.

A day at the house by himself! No wife. No kids.

Still. That comment on Reddit where the guy talks dirty to his wife. Fails, miserably. So hilarious. Wish i could find it again. “You like that, you fucking …”.

Probably condoms.

Richard Kuklinski.

He kept it simple. …mostly.

Grab some fruit, or salad, slam a quality protein shake (no/low sugar).

Apes, actually. Stupid apes.

Kenji’s 3 ingredients Mac and cheese. As fast (almost faster), as KD. Way better.

https://www.seriouseats.com/ingredient-stovetop-mac-and-cheese-recipe

Home surgery is still saving me money.

Jewish Hypocrisy , imo.

I guess they learned from the pros, back in ‘39.

More and better NSFW content isn’t the answer, but it certainly helps!

Ignore me.
Wake me up.

Knock my shit over.
Fit in the box.

My cat has mastered all these tricks.

And yet, in the midst of all the worlds troubles, war, politics, economies, and the continual flood of outrage news, and doom scrolling, …nothing will change.

Misanthrope has consumed me, lately.

“aspirin, cold Coca Cola, smoke a joint, eat some spicy Szechuan food.”

The Bourdain method. Hands down.

It’s All personal.

Get in there, you big furry oaf; I don’t car what you smell!

Another Canadian here. In the same club.

Uhhhmmm, I don’t want to be intrusive, but how exactly does one use small beads to cheat at chess? I’m trying to figure this out, …but I keep losing anyway.