Porn… I don’t think most people want the porn they interact with at all connected

These are the literal best in the world. They are the top

I don’t particularly care for cats because I have a mild allergy to them. It’s not that they can’t be trained but because they make me want to scratch my eyes out lol

That would be pretty fun

Dude practically became a verbal tick

The current “equivalent” I’ve seen is would you rather share your emotions with a tree or a woman.

Just trying to convince the missus

The same level of pettiness but can arrest you, search your bags and locker, and carries a gun

Spotted the non-American! I’m very envious of your ignorance of this bullshit

Only when my back injury is acting up.

Um mass murder, theft, paying prostitutes. Kcd

My treasure stone is a flask