He thought it was a flock camera and is trying to do his part.

I just listened through Project Hail Mary (yes, the book the movie was based on) and that was a phenomenal experience. Very heartfelt, funny, and all around a delightful experience.

Don’t get one from the grocery store. They are totally anonymous, so it’s something you definitely should avoid at all costs.

I’m pretty sure the earpiece is so he can hear the interviewer.

Looking at your post history with such a new account, I can say with certainty that you are thirsty AF! I hope you find some relief soon lol

This will lead to unintended consequences of Russian citizens killing any bird they see, which will mirror the Chinese famine from years ago where they did the same, but that led to an increase of crop killing insects which led to widespread famine.

Not with Chinese tourists it would seem.

I get the same thing just calling in to my favorite podcast to leave a voicemail. Which is especially odd since they are somewhat successful, not not enough that something like leaving a VM should make me nervous at all.

Obama would never get his dick anywhere near that syphilitic hole that Trump calls a mouth.

I’m in this picture, and I don’t like it.

Witness the magical healing ear and the vulva neck just below…

Apparently some ultra religious tik tok accounts are saying that they know when it’s going down regardless of the bible stating that no man will know the day or the hour.

Guy likes to see homos naked, I don’t know how that helps me.

If we lived in the Godfather universe, this would be a very appropriate warning.

I feel as though that would taste like shit…

No, the scientist who just discovered this is going to die horribly and somehow his notes will all disappear. No one will know how it happened, and they will investigate for 6 months, or until everyone forgets, and find no further leads.

The accurate response to this is “a whale’s vagina.” Idk how one can live there and not know this.

I always killed him. Fuck that guy.

Those and The Mandalorian would probably be more up your alley as an adult. Also I’m sure folks will want to include Andor on that list, but I found it to be boring mostly.

I WISH they had this level of introspection, but I’m afraid that they will see this and just call us ridiculous for seeing it for what it is. They’ll say we are snowflakes and reading too much into it, but when the real big nazi stuff goes down, they’ll be so indoctrinated that they’ll call us ridiculous for not joining in.