Are you gonna compile a “best of” and share it if you get enough emails? :3 (assuming there’s nothing too private in them)

And baking instructions would still tell you to preheat the oven before waiting 30 years

I’m 100% sure I’ve seen this exact same post before, except it was about September instead of October. Which, honestly, is a mood.

Oh, that’s plenty long! I was scared that I might need to cut it relatively short to make the look work, but now I might seriously consider it. Thank you!

tbh that’s part of the reason I’m so tempted to do it. If my hairline recedes or I just go bald one day, I’ll regret that I wasn’t braver with my hair when I still had it.

You encouraged another commenter to get a mullet, too. I’m starting to think you like mullets.

How long was your hair when you had this kind of haircut? I still want to be able to use hair ties at night or at the gym, but I don’t know if that’s too long.

I kinda want a mullet with long hair on top. Like, long hair with shaved sides. An undercut without shaving the back of my head. It might look terrible, but the feeling of asymmetry I’d feel if I got a regular sidecut would be at least as bad.

That’s weak. I always pull on the power cord until the plug comes out. That shuts it down in a second flat.

I’m going through the same shit at the moment. It doesn’t really bother me, and I expect a rejection email every time I apply for a job, but a few weeks ago, I got one that really pissed me off for some reason. They sent me one sentence that went something like, “We regret to inform you that we cannot consider you for this position.” The fact that they used the word “cannot” when I literally met every single requirement in the job posting made me so angry. Yeah, you want a full-time employee, I want to work four days a week max, that’s fair, I guess. But don’t tell me you can’t when in reality, you don’t want to. It’s either that, or they didn’t like my salary expectations that broke down to €17-19 an hour for someone with a Master’s degree and relevant work experience. Fun times. Sorry for the rant.

I’m just here trying not to commit felonies before breakfast.

be gay, do crime, all day, every day UwU

It feels like they tried to switch the middle parts of “Congratulations” and “Graduate” around (“Congraduations, Gratulate!”) but messed it up. Spelling aside, it’s cake and you more than deserve cake after graduating! :3

I want to belieeeeeve qwq

SHE’S REAL TO ME GODDAMMIT AND YOU CAN’T TAKE HER AWAY FROM ME

I failed :c

oki doki! :3

There is a community for that kind of stuff if you’re into it - [email protected]. It’s kinda inactive and only has a new post once every other month, but there’s a photo of basically the same thing done to an HDMI cable seven posts down.

Maybe it’s because I’m nostalgic about the mid-2010s, maybe it’s because I’m wearing rose-tinted glasses (or maybe it’s Maybelline), but I miss this era of YouTube. I can’t even tell you why, but I miss it.

I’m not sure if I could, and there is only one way to find out 🥺👉👈

This calls for a large-scale study to find out how effective it is. Now, where could we find participants?~ :3