Who forced you to wait? Was this one of those people who stand at the door? You know you can just walk past them right?

Spoiler: You’re not

That’s quitter talk. We need solidarity among boob owners. Let nothing divide us.

Millionaire is middle class. We’ve just been conditioned to think that’s rich.

Plot twist, none of them actually do anything about climate change

Rich boomers are. Like actually rich.

They’re JUSTIFYING it with AI bots. Very different.

There hasn’t been a draft in ages. Every single murderer in the US military has chosen their role.

Oh no the people who volunteered to be murderers aren’t getting good food :(