$5. 100Mbps. Ukraine. (it can be slightly cheaper, I also use static IP and that’s not for free)

Stop breaking houses!

Pffft, some birds can stay on one leg all day. Way cooler.

Nobody likes to figure out dependencies. And C++ template errors are sometimes completely crazy.

Any social drama? These movies are boring as fuck and resemble the shit you can hear about the neighbors. Quite realistic.

Arson is also good.

That’s why sausages are better than Linux: you can start using them on a professional level right from the start. And as a bonus sausages don’t use Nvidia!

Jesus was deported. And local Tom doesn’t want to work for that salary.

I am an engineer. And can shove anything into anywhere. Even a normal-sized gnome(or dwarf) in an ATM.

I have been boycotting Microsoft for 10-15 years already. Feel fine.

Control-alt-delete.

Trump: Deport him to Canada!

Those capitalists can’t even hire a normal-sized gnome!

Country-dependent. In my society we never throw cigarette butts on the floor inside of the building.

For that to be really interesting you should state your own nationality.

It is easy. If you have a goal. Ask a concrete question and you’ll receive a concrete answer. What can be easier? If you don’t have a concrete question then why do you bother people you don’t know?

Continue to take your prescribed pills. Do something meaningful.

Yes, engineers and scientists are clever guys and want it better. But they are few. And we have politicians, religious fanatics, linguists, artists, know-it-all-home-brew-geniuses and millionaires. Who are plenty and not clever. And rarely want good.

Listen to the engineers if you want to live.

Angelica Pickles: What have they done to you, Cyntia?!

In my culture it is “You can’t simultaneously sit on a dick and eat the fish”

Now you can contemplate vim and talk to Emacs psychotherapist simultaneously. Very user-oriented.