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The federated peeing platform.

Head scratches/pets, truly the best form of affectionating.

Thank you, i was holding my breath.

drag nab it

Can I be in your block list?

I don’t have any major infractions but I have the capacity to be bad once in a while

thats nutz (im sorry you have to keep hearing this)

Push-Pull Config

• Come on, man!
• Come! On Man!
• Come on man!

Maybe wife will buy it for herself

Richard, honey, I’m your wife

yeah, just like that