Thank you for your snackrifice.
Thank you for your snackrifice.
“Horny singles in your area are wet for an authoritarian hierarchy.”
And by Trump, too. He’d definitely try and cash in if it were possible.
Seems like a good way for people to slip money into Trump’s accounts without the regulatory oversight of a direct gift or donation.
“You know what’d really help our finances? Being sucked into a DoTerra pyramid scheme.”
Haven’t stopped planning for retirement and all that jazz but at this point it’s just theater.
Had an old colleague who kept abbreviating ‘follow up’ as ‘f/up.’
“Yeah we should be okay, I’ll f/up on that later today.”
“Hey are you able to f/up on this?”
“Hey, I f/uped with our boss today on our issue.”
Earl Gray.
Charred.
deleted by creator
Fuzzball black hole gang rise up
Do you take this man to be your husband? We’ve sent a six digit code to your phone, please repeat it for yes.
Not my type of game but I think Hello Games has managed to redeem themselves somewhat. The amount of updates they churned out to meet NMS’s promises and go above and beyond them is nuts.
Hopefully they learned their lesson from their first fuck up and won’t torpedo whatever goodwill they’ve managed to win back.
The trick is to bring in whatever busted piece you have and find the exact match. Nobody’s gonna think you’re shoplifting rusted garbage and usually you can knock out your purchase in just one trip.
If your project/fix is too complicated to bring in the busted piece, may God have mercy on your soul.
The greatest crimes are caused by excess and not by necessity.
No, they’re asking if you can get an erection
“If two men or two women can form a household based on an equal separation of responsibilities and reliance on one another, how am I gonna convince my wife God wants her to do the dishes while I drink beer and yell?”
Some have sensors that will really help heat food evenly and will adjust times and power levels depending on what you’re doing. Most are just default cook times, but if you haven’t tried it out, it’s worth it.
The contracted form of The Edward.
We’ve gotten to a point where AI screening software will rarely push a resume to anyone in the hiring process unless they have a degree, and unless it’s specifically a menial job like retail where they’d be worried you’d quit.
Not saying I agree with that, but it’s a thing that happens.
Of course nobody follows up so choose your own adventure there.
Do I have to hold my pee while I’m pooping until I can get to the other bathroom?