

Ticks. And mosquitos… And leaches and bot flies and and that one fish that swims up your dick hole of you pee in it’s river… Really, I just want anything that’s trying to put something in me or take something out for any fucking reason (without my consent) to fucking stop existing please. Leave me and my sad tired flesh alone! Also cars when we could have public transit… Scratch that, I hate capitalism and all the things that would be obviously better with it gone.






I don’t know if this is the right time to mention that the end result of the “sneak attack” in that clip was a hug and a cute moment between friends… Which … I don’t think was the vibe you were trying to get me to imagine.