Jikal

No-bake cookies with Splenda instead of sugar. My wife made some and they turned out looking amazing, but had the taste of Bitrex. Absolutely foul.

5 Watt laser pointer and etch dicks onto every wooden surface I see

Spacewar

Tuning to G4 and there’s a 90% chance it’s either COPS or Cheaters

And you could tell from the sound if it was gonna connect at a good rate too

I’m in my 40s and married with a kid and I’ll be the first to admit that I’m winging it. We’re all just that same little kid we were but in an adult body trying to figure out the world. I did get called sir by a younger co-worker and I made them swear to never say it again. Just call me dude or something lol

Orc: “Y’all lil fellers in the wrong gotdam place I reckon. You boys jus’ git on up in them rocks and take them panties right off.”

I saw a pic that supposedly said “egg fried rice”. I wouldn’t even be mad

“pm’d you the fix” 😐

It’s hard for me to be straight up rude to people, but I will make things generally more difficult and take longer than necessary. I make it a game to see how long I can keep a person talking. It’s amazing how a few simple “Oh, really?” and “Dang, that’s crazy” will keep someone on the hook.

EverQuest. I damn near flunked high school from all the binge sessions. The last time I logged in it was well over a year /played. Waiting on random spawn timers was wild.

Good choice. I live in the rural midwest and the only thing that’ll reach (even though we’re in the flatlands) is a WISP we pay $170 a month for 12/6. No data caps, but it’s slow as shit. At least it’s not satellite so we can still play games online fairly reliably but damn.

Center because it’s strong enough to get the crust off, yet sensitive enough to not break through the skin.

“I’m Duke Nukem, and I’m coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!”

Upvote when it’s helpful information or funny. Downvote if someone’s being an asshole, giving incorrect info, or complaining about getting downvotes.

If they have a differing opinion I don’t downvote it, but might toss an upvote if they obviously put a lot of thought into it.

The safety is off. Kitty has acquired target and is ready to fire.