YEAH! Where’s the book where he just does algebra and other boring shit for 300 pages.

I’m from Illinois, and this is definitely my in-laws with my wife. “Alright wife, we should get going”, an hour and a half later…

What about Brawndo? It’s what plants crave!

Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren’t allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care, it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it’s free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It’s like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don’t worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck!

-Mitch Hedburg

Just when I think I couldn’t hate him anymore, he omits the Oxford comma…

In 2002 I was a 15 year old millennial… I wasn’t watching Blue’s Clues

This is so crazy at this point, it REALLY seems like it has to be a money laundering operation.

Yeah, kind of ironic they are still using it

Consolidation of all the market is fucking great for the economy /s

I just thought the same thing… They are delicious

Imagine if it was on bottom

I’ve off the greatest games ever made, not to mention Star wars games, IMO.

Had an awesome storyline.

This is what happens man. I started computer gaming with Rocky’s Boots (90kb), Tie Fighter (13mb), Doom (2.39mb), Wing Commander (5.1mb).

I had this same reaction when I saw a game that was 100mb, then 500mb (THAT’S HALF A GIG!), then a full 1 GB!

The excitement! I bet the shareholders are absolutely drooling! Think of the dividends, woooo /barf

From the comments here, apparently I was the only one who really enjoyed watching OWL.

Yeah, it wasn’t perfect, yeah it always had a meta, but it was fun to watch.

Something something glass houses

Yeah, wait until you are 40 and kids are making this same statement about video games from today.