I’ll have the chicken

Or a barrel

I’m with you. All the other replies seem to assume you already have the audiobooks you want. Are you trying to stream audiobooks you possess or source audiobooks?

If you have a library card they may use the Libby app for ebooks and audiobooks. My apologies for a non-piracy answer.

I guess people don’t remember Kris Kross

I missed the bus; and that is something I will never ever ever do again

Or catching the same movie in different places over the course of a month before HBO changed its lineup.

I’ve passed out twice while high but it was in combination with alcohol and while urinating… so not the same experience

What’s that? Our website is unusable on mobile? Lucky for you we have a handy dandy little app!

When choosing a music player I went with an favorite from my dial-up days, Foobar2000. It’s pretty no frills… and I couldn’t find Winamp.

They also said “Chocolate without slavery? That’s unpossible!”

You also need to think about the kind of food qe’re talking about. Milk has a date after which the product my start to turn and curdle. Dried pasta has a date after which… the quality might suffer a little? Fruit goes mushy and baked goods mold. The dates put on these items are designed to limit liability of the company(s) providing them. You don’t put 4 weeks on a bottle of milk thinking it will turn at 4 weeks and 1 day, you put 3 weeks on it knowing that it gives you leeway, not only for time, but also quality of storage. If you buy a bottle of milk but it takes a couple hours to get it back into refrigeration, of course it will affect the life span. And no one is talking about giving away bloated canned goods. Dented cans are most often sent back to the warehouse, especially if the dent is on a rim or seal.

And then there are prebiotics, but what’s a postbiotic?

Came here with this song in mind. Thanks.

It’s Beth Dutton

Per Wikipedia:

According to the University of the People, they charge no tuition fees but students must pay some administrative fees to cover course assessments, ranging from $2,460 for an associate’s degree (two years) to $4,860 for a bachelor’s degree (four years). These include processing fees for applications and final exam assessments.

The university does not participate in federal financial aid programs, but it does offer scholarships to eligible students

White Brahma

Hearing a song that you’ve downloaded playing on the radio, surprised it didn’t skip in that one spot

I was at work ~5 years ago and saw a guy wearing a shirt that stole the logo from Oink’s Pink Palace. He had no idea what I was talking about.

This meme is made better by sharing it with your wife in the hospital whose magnesium is was extremely low last night.