Granite

Are these spontaneously generated men or are they pre-existing dudes who got teleported into the sky?

Oh great, we’re the space Nazis from the awful rebel moon movies. Go figure.

Humane AI pin

To quote Contrapoints: the wheel of samsara is my stomping ground.

Now I want to read a fantasy comedy where someone trying to make cookies from an ancient recipe is whisked off on an adventure to fulfill the prophecy, but they just want snickerdoodles dammit.

Misothiest is the term I heard.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misotheism

I’m bombarded with haircare product ads—I have literally not used shampoo in ten years. I just rinse my hair in the shower with water and it’s all great. I’m so glad YT is so off.

Start with a local police report and take that to the credit bureaus; that way you don’t have to deal with Wayfair itself.

I’m just gonna say Skyrim. Sandbox world.

I’m taking the snakes 100%. Snakes don’t want to bite you, so stay in open spaces and you’re all good.

Haha, I’ll still be around in millions of years.

This asshat lost to a Democrat last time he tried.

My dude. Being in a relationship is a want, not a need. What you need to do is park your ass in a therapist’s office and trauma dump.

Your wants come much easier when your needs are met.

A relationship won’t soothe what is truly hurting you at your core. It’ll feel nice in the moment, but a bandaid does nothing for internal bleeding.

Those are my favorites on the fediverse so far, but this is also funny, so keep branching out!

@BonesOfTheMoon wait, this isn’t a SovCit post!

I legit thought this was one of the GirlDefined husbands at first.

But then they can’t play the “we can’t hire people so we need to reach out to super cheap immigrants who will be deported if they lose their job” card.

How long until Apple kicks them off the App Store?

I was once cussing at a stop and go driver, only for the driver to get out and point at her throat. She was choking on her toast. We got it cleared and she was okay.

Assholes seem to be more common than medical emergencies though.

Shit sorry. I fat fingered the comment. Nvm