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MEOW MOTHERFUCKER!

You can put a lot of things in coffee…I can’t exactly mix whiskey with caffeine pills…

Fuckin aye. Half-arse 1/5 of the game and get the remaining 4/5 as “new DLC Content”…

…or recycle stuff from previous games and claim “built from the ground up”…

Anyone else read this in Groundskeeper Willie’s voice too?

I find that as I get older, I struggle trying to keep up with players in high competition games…games like CoD, Halo, even Rocket League I simply cannot get better no matter how much I try. I used to enjoy those kinds of games when I was younger but it makes me a little sad to know I can’t play them…

So I play single player RPGs or Co-op…I’m an absolute sucker for Starfield and similar games

“The world made me feel like I lost myself, my own homies tellin me that I need help, if you got a solution for me you probly HOLLA AT YA BOY IF YA KNOW SOMEBODY” Hopsin

So I’ll be driving a lot of cars and racing them in lobbies filled with kids ramming?

Mugello, Suzuka, your time to shine starts now!

Absolutely magnificent!

Posting humorous comments to get people to laugh more.

Even better when I self depreciate myself to make someone smile.

Video Games. The new Forza Motorsport is very pleasant, and me and my housemate play Farming Simulator 22 sometimes.

You’re gonna put some gasoline in it and light it up?

Stuff a gas soaked rag in it, light it and throw it?

You’re gonna “One Man One Jar” it?

Pumping lines of Adderall-Laced Cocaine

🤯✨🎆🎇

A huge black dragon lands on top of the tower in Helgen. He lets out a mighty fart that shakes the town…you then hear “Awwwww…thank Talos!!!”

The contraband at Vulture’s Roost keeps beckoning me!

Whats wrong with the sound of the sharp Australian twang in your voice mate? Lots of folks love it!

This is some excellent shit here!

You folks wanna start a fight?

Geez…that guy really needs to get laid by a Miku Robot.

Gonna tell my kids that’s Joe Exotic and his assistant zookeepers before the Carol Baskin facade.

Does it count if its sponsors on race cars? I’ve been getting that a lot.

Yes EcoBoost Ford GT, I read you loud and clear. You can stop appearing every time I sleep…