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10 days agoOr like Foghorn Leghorn said, “nice kid, but about as sharp as a sackful of wet mice!”
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Cake day: August 17th, 2023
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The image in the post is cropped, but if he’s a doctor, someone please tell me which biblically-accurate, headless, multi-armed Red Cross worker is hovering in the god-rays behind him then.
3·3 months agoDamn! Not OP but thanks for taking the time to bang all that out. That DOES sound exhausting! As the only person in my community still masking today, thanks for going to those efforts to keep your friends and loved ones safe. You rock!
5·7 months agoNot ⚡️Sexy
Not ⚡️Seeing anyone
Not ⚡️Socially well-adjusted
“I’ll take the…sigh…”moon over my hammy”, please
4·9 months agoNot a huge fan of beans overall, but I’ve tried the UK beans and I found them more “savory” than US canned beans… like their sauce is more tomato sauce or something, and not like a BBQ sauce or a brown sugar sauce.
Like, they’re fine, but I think a lot of people expect them to be sweeter and then they’re just, not… Disappointment ensues.
18·2 years agoThat’s a funny way to say “Trump campaign manipulates emotions of grieving parents”
A scoop of vanilla ice cream, topped with a little “chili crunch” oil - salty and sweet, spicy and creamy… it’s great.
I don’t go to McDonalds much any more, but I’d get fries and a vanilla shake to do that with, as a treat!
How’s that any different from today?
(Just kidding, gallows humor)
I think it’s like “vee-shee-swah”?
Source: some French classes in elementary school 🤷🏻♂️
3·2 years agoSaddling up to the bar of a cyberpunk ramen shop to ask real questions with my real voice
I want this guy to argue with me at the ramen shop:
https://piped.video/watch?v=xkkNvMgza1g&t=50
“Four…no, two,two; four! (sigh)… with noodles.”
The enemy gate is down, Ender!
Lemming > Chihuahua > Honey Badger
Just angrier and angrier all the way through
Hmm… maybe Zebra > Okapi > Giraffe?
There’s a great artist that sells stuff at our local ren-faire; I bought a fridge magnet that says “I saw thee, and thought my day unwell.” It’s illuminated like an old manuscript and depicts a slim greyhound tossing his cookies.