Apparently installing warning systems was too woke or something.

I’m not doing anything for the forth. Fuck America, I am not celebrating my country, because my country wants me dead. Fuck em.

Probably also my fate. Cooking the food, dying during childbirth. Would be blissfully unaware of what a stock market is. Upsides, downsides.

You know how to take your dish rack to the next level? Slap some large googly eyes on that bad boy. Surpise your mom. Make those memories.

The counter top ones take up a lot of space, and you cannot use your kitchen sink while it is running because it connects to your kitchen faucet. Which also means you need to have the correct kind of faucet for the attachment to fit. Also, dishwashers use a lot of power. There are hidden costs at play here, and with the price of power only going up, why wouldn’t I do dishes the cheap way? Not to mention haveing to buy dishwasher tablets and all the waste products created by the single use packaging.

Richard Gere. His eyes look like he’s laughing at a joke, but his face tells me the jokes on the audience.

Aw, beans

Oh fuck, I hate this too. Fucked up the video player and a bunch of my settings as well. Why is everything so round!? Why did they fuck up my clock widget SO BAD!??

It depends, because if the car breaks down, you will need parts to fix it. Hopefully parts you can get off another car of similar make. Also older cars can use universal parts, newer cars are more heavily proprietary, so electric may not be the way to go for longterm use.

I need this power.

So did you ever zerk off the nipples?

I can get behind the Kindness Rebellion.

Targeted, systematic attacks on education, and a robust propaganda networks ran by billionaires.

How can this feel so wholesome and creepy at the same time?

They’re boot lick’en good!

Oh great, we’re on the Darth Jar Jar timeline.

Lol! This got a laugh out of me

I need to put a lock on my chicken coup at this rate.

March 5th I believe

Ah, so the super villan made it into the treasurery and James Bond is dead on the floor? Fantastic.