How else can I tell you what kind of leather it is and infodump the complete history of the wallet in human civilization on you?

sky crimes!

Don’t forget your favorite kids poet, Shel Silverstein

B-b-but if I ask real nice, I’m sure they’ll give me a job scraping barnacles off it.

#trickledown

Feels prescient, at the moment

Nah, it’s not personal, it’s just a monopoly.

They do it because they killed all the mom and pop stores.

You mean setting later each day?

It’s getting lighter in the evenings already!

Galileo has entered the chat.

I once read this amazing short story where the human race was dying out because men had discovered a way to make their penises enormous. Like, carry-it-in-a-wheelbarrow massive.

It looks good on him.

And not much does.

I’m going to put this meme over here with all the other meme.

• typical business decision.

Make policy first, don’t ever measure the effects.

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#unethicallinuxevangelismtips

That’s why I only pirate the finest apartments.

Which I would lose in a time period so short it is not yet measurable by science.

And all of my tech challenged family screamed out in unison, “What’s the fucking 1Password password again?!”

The more middle aged I get, I can just rewatch series over and over. They’re new every time.

Cuts down on streaming bills.

I fully support all y’all’s gayness. Some of the other dumb shit you do…

Frank with the inside source on that brown acid