Better my cooking than my c/Heathcliff edits.

If you are holding a can of wet food you some rotisserie chicken Cece will completely forget you exist and let you pet him.

I haven’t been able to touch Reagan since the day I removed her from the kennel and gave her free roam rights to the house.

She got the name because she was a problem child. Not became a problem because of the name. Sometimes we call her Nancy.

I have to name a lot of cats every year. You start to get desperate for unique ones after the first hundred. And you don’t want a cat to be on file at the vet as "Fluffy 51.” That’s not happening on my watch

Four cats came in and they needed mostly unisex names. I decided to go with the names of presidents. Kennedy, Taylor, Harding and Reagan. Reagan got that name because they were the meanest of the lot. At the time I didn’t even know if they were male or female.

Taylor and Harding passed all the tests for being adoptable and went in the next stop on the kitten railroad, probably Connecticut. Kennedy had problems peeing where he shouldn’t so he went to a cat rescue a few miles down the road where he could pee on all the trees he wants.

But Reagan was a problem. Extra mean and long fur. She needed a barn cat situation because she was going to need flea and fur treatments against her will. So she stays with me as a barn cat and if I see her having an issue I know how to trap and handle her for treatment. She is free to go outside whenever she wants but despite her being vicious she has decided to stay inside rather than run free.

My stepdad was allergic to cats. But my mom got a cat anyway. He wanted nothing to do with this cat. We discovered [confirmed] he was not allergic to cats and that this cat would become his bestest friend.

Cats may come in via one person and adopt another. It is their way

Just @ me next time

If I asked just for the topics I care about then I’m not helping anyone else reading. I’m looking for the quality sources. The ones that aren’t filled with filler. The ones that have the key news stories and the oddball stuff.

by links?

I stopped using RSS a long long time ago. And then when I left Reddit and found Lemmy, I also restarted my RSS feeds and cleaned up the links. I don’t go there everyday but I do enjoy when I get there.

But I have asked in numerous places for people’s best RSS links and always come up with zero feedback.

So let’s try it here. What are your best RSS links?

Geese ride you.

Papita was a world class parkour champion who could climb walks to the ceiling with no effort at all if she thought you were going to try and touch her. So I’m going with no.

Two of her kids also used tail as a dump stat…

Papita was a hard feral cat. She got +3 to initiative. She used to have a very high dexterity but she is now a sausage. -2

Here they are thinking about eating my basil.

About 20% of orange cats are female. After years of waiting for one I ended up with four on one day. And then more came. I currently have six orange girls. Probably the largest collection on the east coast.

I did. I had already bought the pizza and the beer. We pulled into our driveway and my wife said " before we get out, I want to see if we can help now." Next thing you know, pizza gets stuffed in the oven for safekeeping and I’m off to bathe cats before I’ve had a single beer.

After I inspected and bathed everyone of them. I finally got my beer and I turned on oven to heat back up the pizza.

I barely pass a Turing Test. I’m pretty sure I’m powered by alcohol, nicotine and Toxoplasma gondi.

It most definitely is. But it seemed appropriate here.

A new life awaits you in the Off-world colonies. The chance to begin again ina golden land of opportunity and adventure.

Welcome to the ship beratna.