I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.

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Cake day: July 9th, 2023

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  • The two hour feeding interval destroys people. It is incredibly hard to find people who can survive it. In this case the nearest foster that could handle it is 30 miles away.

    My wife won’t let me bottle feed because it destroys all semblance of healthy lifestyle even if she isn’t even holding the bottle. I already have sleep issues. Feeding kittens turns me into a guy that can’t cook dinner.

    These kids are all of 2 weeks old. Given the state they were described in I wasn’t even sure that I’d wake up to find out that any would survive.














  • When I started at one company I put together a text file with all the different sources of info I found in training. By the end of training I had turned it into an HTML file. Years later we got bought out. Support from corporate disappeared on legacy customs who hadn’t moved over to new stuff.

    A coworker tapped me on the shoulder “If I were to make a local network web server on one of these computers could I upload your help system to it for everyone to use?”

    Next thing you know I’m the default source for all information on every system that has ever existed. Prior to that everyone knew that I had it all in my brain but only a handful of people knew that I also had it all in HTML.

    TL;DR I built a pirate help desk knowledge base.