FauxPseudo
I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Trump Mobile’s latest problem: Hackers just released customer informationEnglish
3·7 days agoI’m pretty sure he took every precaution possible. He is a trained professional.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Trump Mobile’s latest problem: Hackers just released customer informationEnglish
2·7 days agoThank you for your prompt service.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Trump Mobile’s latest problem: Hackers just released customer informationEnglish
20·7 days agoIf you don’t prepare to respond to an IT breach then you are making a breach inevitable.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Trump Mobile’s latest problem: Hackers just released customer informationEnglish
2·7 days agoRansom link is a 404
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Technology@lemmy.world•Trump Mobile’s latest problem: Hackers just released customer informationEnglish
13·7 days agoAnd fraud investigators who buy stuff for front row seats
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Technology@lemmy.world•Trump Mobile’s latest problem: Hackers just released customer informationEnglish
6·7 days agoIs Coffeezila one of them?
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Technology@lemmy.world•NASA mysteriously trying to pull world’s fastest plane, SR-71 Blackbird, out of retirement — and won’t say whyEnglish
11·13 days agoIt’s theoretically possible for them to do that. But not at the budgets currently available. This isn’t just any human-driven aircraft.
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Technology@lemmy.world•NASA mysteriously trying to pull world’s fastest plane, SR-71 Blackbird, out of retirement — and won’t say whyEnglish
42·13 days agoI’m thinking it’s because no drone can fly that high or fast. Which gives it an advantage in a world filled with drones.
A lame duck member of Congress who is documenting mental illnesses in real time via Facebook posts and video.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Modern problems require modern solutions
8·17 days agoI didn’t personally know anyone in the group. We traveled in very different circles.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Modern problems require modern solutions
282·18 days agoMeanwhile I spent time in highschool trying to avoid Blink. They hadn’t added the 182 yet. Mark’s sister was in my AP art class. They weren’t even the best band in our school.
I expected her to but despite her problematic curiosity as a kitten she’d turned you into a cat that never leaves the house or the porch. Her sisters and her mom will go adventuring into the briar patches.
Comment below if you are disgusted by a cat in the kitchen and also let your dog lick your face.
I’m in my highschool biology class. Teacher† “We have a guest. Hey you. What should we call you?” Guest mouthing “Out there in the cold” Teacher “as per usual we will now ask questions to figure out who they are.” Me “so how long have you been a Pink Floyd fan?” Guest, pointing at mid back “since my hair was this long” Class <confused murmurs>
After every one asks him their questions one person asked me how I knew they were a Pink Floyd fan. I was the only person to recognize what he mouthed.
Things got really weird after that. A day later I went to a yogo class with my girlfriend. The class had a special guest host. It was the same guy. Despite my facial blindness I knew it was him because he had eyes that didn’t look in the same direction.
† she eventually became state Teacher of the Year and one of the first people in America to get gay married
Edit, added “gay”
We were just to pass through
Some friends had a cat jump into their car at a rest stop.
They had issues with this kitten and their existing kitten. So they brought it to our house. I took one look at that cat and realized that it was a Maine Coon. Unfortunately it was never going to survive with its skin issues and log fur at my house. So I adopted it out to my mom in another state who could afford more in medical bills. She is very happy living with her half. Maine Coon sister is in communal residency
He is losing audience. The Tucker/Fuentes right are cannibalizing his audience. Becoming a Trump Supporter didn’t help him because he did it right before Trump supporters started thinking Trump wasn’t radical enough.




If you don’t understand this cat is already in your custody, then you are lying to yourself.