It progressed rapidly from her pizza to her calzones

She served me a pizza. Quattro Formagge.

April will be 30 years together.

and know how much meth either commodity will afford them

I hope you are always kind to Udders

Pinto noir

This person speaks truth

Second

Not true; keep reading

Why, yes. Yes, we are.

My experience mirrors yours; 6 years later, still no issues. Moreover, old used laser Brother’s seem to love shittynonametoner.com cartridges as well.

In the future, kindly refrain from introducing reason to my painstakingly constructed anti-HP tirades. It throws me off stride.

We are complaining about printers now? Outstanding! I can help! I never miss the opportunity to say double-fuck Hewlett Packard/Compaq and anything they’ve ever thought about producing with the heat of a thousand suns. Two shitty orgs that geometrically devolved into quintessential, archetypal enshittification enshrined, the unequalled horrors that are HP printers and drivers.

I wood wager otherwise

Of coarse not

Ahhh yes the old backpfeifengesicht

Gneiss!

My sediments exactly

And hence, canned.

Seconded. Inquiring minds want to know.

I’d hit that

I’d upvote this post twice if I could. Thank you for my new vocabulary word. Ever so useful.

In fact, this whole exchange has brightened my whole (admittedly dull) day.