Stellaris

Yeah, I like having the roads with those little green lanes on either side, so I can imitate Seattle

And those versions will be updated every 50 years

RTGame’s gonna have a field day

Their discless gaming consoles that rely entirely on subscriptions like this were a lousy idea, streaming works for movies but not for console games. Nowadays digital console media takes up so much storage space, my 1TB discless xbox one can only ever have 10 games installed at any given time. And that’s not considering the updates that take literal hours being released every other day at this point. If those green discs ain’t broke then don’t fix them. I can’t wait to save up for a switch, that’s where all the fun games are anyway

Oh dear, we’re doomed!

Yeah I agree, its user count is still growing on .world alone, and so fast in fact that I’m starting to consider making my sopuli alt my main account to not add to the load.

One of the many lemmy-like federated sites; I wonder if it lets you sign in with accounts hosted on the lemmy instances since those sites are federated with tildes. Apple mail lets you sign in with both outlook and gmail, and as I understand it, certain apps for Mastodon let you view Lemmy posts (I use Ice Cubes which does) since most of its instances are fedded with us but with a lot less functionality since this site doesn’t let you repost like mastodon does and mastodon only lets you upvote things

Edit: Apparently it’s not federated. Guess there’s nothing stopping it from just being another Hivemind-That-Must-Not-Be-Named in training.

RrRiHaYcHuUuUuUuUu!

Minecraft Story Mode S3 when?

Telltale? I thought they went out of business

As a 5’11 guy you’ve just made my day

Mmmm, need to feed my ketamine addiction I do! Or run over you with this 2001 Honda Civic I must!

I can hear this image. I know that laugh…

That Napoleon was short

Not all of them. According to them the MC creators George and Dreamwastaken are 100% gay and secretly fucking (yes some really are so depraved they actually ship IRL people- though those two, like complete fools, are fine with it while one of their friends who started out when he was under 18 had to constantly remind them he was a kid!)

I mean as a bi male I like gay and lesbian ships, but not when you set things up so you almost have a bunch of entirely-new, fan-made canons where all the prevailing ships between any 2 legally-fuckable characters are just the same forced and low-effort homosexual ships spammed constantly.

And many of them don’t even remotely fit, as they have this weird obsession with forcing 2 sworn enemies together- like Drarry (Draco/Harry) in HP, Rusame (Russia/America in countryhumans), or even Steve/Herobrine in Minecraft, where nothing seems to even reproduce using sex (the babies immediately appear out of thin air and incest has no genetic consequences)

Baby Yoda is so adorable I CAN’T

No wonder everything on the hivemind-that-must-not-be-named sounds and feels like it’s being regurgitated by the same people, from the low-effort memes to the armchair city planners, atheist circlejerks and very enlightened political/economic views.

And as for terraforming Mars, all we have to do is do what we’re doing here: Warm it with CO2 emissions. All it takes is a little atmospheric thickening to vaporize its glaciers of dry ice, then just get a bunch of comets to burn up in its atmosphere for the oceans and put an artificial magnetic field at its Lagrange point and turn all that atmospheric CO2 into oxygen with giant vats of cyanobacteria (which are what naturally terraformed Earth billions of years ago)

And we can terraform Venus using future tech we might develop to reverse climate change here, like giant orbital parasols, reflective dust and carbon capture

I was at first excited when he talked about Mars, but now that I know he can’t even run a social media platform I definitely wouldn’t wanna trust him with my life