The devs keep updating it with cool stuff. In the next update, there’s gonna be an orb, which you can hold in place of a shield and which auto-flashbangs your enemies when you get hit.
There’s also gonna be an orb which sets off explosions around you when you kill an enemy without attacking them…? Have not worked that one out yet, but it sounds rad as hell.












Hmm, they might’ve scrambled to add Recall et al, because those other features you named don’t particularly need to be offloaded. Except for maybe TTS, you’re not gonna run these in the background all the time. And if you need the occasional translation, it’s fine, if it takes a bit longer.
At least, I would’ve absolutely seen headlines à la “Microslop wants you to buy an expensive new PC – to do things your current PC can perfectly fine”.