This guy is old lol

Chlamydia is not the clap. It’s gonorrhea.

That title has to be written by ai

It’s an advertisement

If only there were a device to keep you in your seat when something like this happens

Tampons

Go over it with a dry erase marker, then wipe it off

*affect

Laser disc was really good too

I was familiar with it having something to do with porn, but not the specifics. Thank you for that!

Beta was superior

Gunshots. Hard to stay hard wondering if you’re about to acquire some new holes, but I guess it depends on your kinks.

*en masse

Stay strong. Cut off the power grid. Make it hurt. The American people need to feel something to make them understand what’s happening.

So, you think he’s replacing white people with Indians because he likes them lmao

Yes, and a capitalist.

I think they were confused because of the typo. It should say “they went full mask off”

Cue

I did something similar in the early '90s, but it was a carved wooden eagle at Busch Gardens. When I hit the sub total button the P.O.S. system for the whole park crashed because it was around a million dollars. lmao

Freddy’s