“What would you do if you saw me naked in your kitchen?”

“Call the cops.”

Reminds me of the Family Guy bit:

“I’m a Seventh Day Adventist! We believe all the same things you do, but the sabbath is Saturday!”

“WHAT?!”

Customer? Dollar General or Walmart. The employees are the fighters at most of these places.

I think Pandora still has a free tier.

Oh, shit, I do have a lifetime pass and hadn’t heard of Plexamp. Thanks.

Megaman Zero, so I’m awesome, but fucked.

For the same reason they crowdfunded The Hole.

And you are correct to do so.

You are correct.

I like soggy fries. I want to eat mashed potatoes with my bare hands in public.

I also like soggy cereal most of the time. You can suck the cereal milk out of it. If you want crunchy cereal, stop putting it in liquid.

It loses a bit of the poetry on her part, but it still works.

Damn. She’s going to get him no matter who’s in the way.

Not that the real lyrics are much better. “Get with my friends” means different things to different people.

I always thought it was Dirty Deeds and the Thunder Chief. Thought the guy repeating it was a Native American beating a drum.

If we’re thinking of the same song:

I want you deeeeead (time is a wheel in constant motion)

I want you deeeeead (always rolling us along)

I want you deeeeead (tell me who wants to look back on their years)

I want you deeeead (and wonder where those years have gone)

I think too many sites run on Google AdSense (if it’s even still called that) for that to be a problem. If they give up on Google, there’s not much point.

Who in the world downvoted you within 3 hours on a 4 day old thread?!

Also, recipe blogs are a great source of information on shrinkflation. Going to the store to look for a package size that no longer exists is fun.

Also, Jack Reacher is a great name for a gay porn star.

It would be, anyway. I have one for review and improvement.