Everyone takes their garbage to the dump

What’s the carbon footprint on that?

Try Propertyware, it’s worse. Five years experience with it.

Games on Steam sales.

Why doesn’t everyone like what I like?

I put about 300 hours into No Man’s Sky this year.

Fantastic!

Angelic voices.

“Oops, we found another Jedi”?

They’ve cut hours to the point that they often don’t have people to watch the other self checkouts.

Walmart.

At even faintly busy times, they have lines waiting to self checkout, because half the self checkouts are closed. And of course, they have only one regular register open with 8 people with full carts in that line.

Ah, the Star Trek transporter conundrum.

Double the price and if fewer than half unsubscribe, there is a net gain in revenue.

Pssh, long term consequences are for the next CEO. I got my bonus and stock options.

Many cities and counties often put a SPLOST (Special Purpose Local Option Tax) on the ballot. Usually for roads or schools, usually voted for, usually a penny. They are for a limited time, then they may expire or be put on the ballot again. If they expire, then every price tag for every item, in every store is now wrong. And if both city and county expire at different times, you could get a nightmare of changes.

Easier to change the software at checkout for the changes rather than every price tag.

T-boned at 75 MPH. Concussion (head hit side pillar, years before airbags were a thing), multiple broken ribs, broken wrist, 2 broken fingers, deep seat belt injuries.

I learned to type on a manual typewriter (quite a long time ago) . I’ve never been able to type on those membrane keyboard that only depress, like, a nanometer. Mechanical with a long keystroke all the way.

“Ok”.

Memorial Day is end of May, OP suggested 1 May.

Think about how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.

• George Carlin

Would you rather have a day off before working all summer, or a day off after working all summer.

I’d rather have it after.