ping 9.9.9.9

It’s 1111 higher.

It uses “Facts over feelings” as a diss against the very group of people who would normally use it

feelings

(Your comment is over mine)

The URL (borncity) has nothing to do with the topic (Windows Update), that’s a sign of an SEO content farm

Oh yeah,
wow,
wow,
wow,
this is a computer.

What's your name?
Where do you live?
What do you like to eat?

I am the bone of my fishing rod
Carbon fiber is my body and nylon is my blood
I have created over a thousand hooks
Unknown to Death,
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood pain to create many reels
Yet, those hands will never catch anything
So as I pray, Unlimited Fishing Works!

Gas lamp?

Don’t press X, it’s insecure to SSH attacks. Press Wayland instead.

Amateurs. I can search for fixes while my computer is still broken!

(ctrl-alt-F1, ctrl-alt-F2, etc to switch to TTY, then lynx ddg.gg to get to DuckDuckGo)

It’s still around. The latest release (8.0) is free-as-in-beer for non-commercial use. It’s still proprietary though.

Gentoo users be like: Your system is underperformant and unoptimized. Have you tried Gentoo, and compiling all the packages?

Other users be like:
Have you tried Slackware?
Have you tried Damn Small Linux?
Have you tried Linux From Scratch?
Have you tried hand-optimizing a 386BSD system with a Mach kernel? OOPS, that’s too far!

I have submitted.

Unless you’re already using explosives

Does this have anything to do with Matrix encrypted chat protocol?

They never show the names anyways. They just call it “Files”, “Web”… Generic terms that get tons of unrelated search results. They don’t even call it “GNOME Files”, “GNOME Web”, it’s like they want to be the only program on your computer that does that, like they own the concept.

The program dd (data duplicator/disk destroyer) is named after the DD (data definition) command in IBM’s Job Control Language. The syntax for dd is also based on IBM JCL.

Yeah, looks like it scans everything in your browser. How Orwellian.

(Not sure, but probably)

Was she wearing cargo pants? Did she have a subway map poster on her wall?

https://xkcd.com/806/

I use an IDE… guess I’m not a real man anymore 🏳️‍⚧️

^/s