I think I’m cracking up!

I think OpenShell is alive, it’s a fork of Classic Shell

Sometimes I give myself the creeps

Fisher-Price actually has solidity to it. I’d take that over these pseudomagical plastic sticky notes.

People called Windows XP “Fisher-Price”!

Reddit

Why do you censor that website? If you say the name in full (enough times), we will show up in search results for them.

RTFF? What’s a fanual?

From security agencies, presumably…

Got me? No!

Security agencies create encryption for their own usage. This means they want it to be mathematically as strong as possible, to protect their secrets from enemy security agencies. Why would they backdoor their own protection system?

They’ll just go through the side door instead.

C’est un chat de gouttière!

(French for a moggy cat, literal translation is gutter cat)

You’re in luck, it’s a designated neutral editor

This is primitive, the US Military has advanced beyond this!

2.1 is the most common version, but it’s way out of date. The current standardized version is 9.6.0.

Queen slays you!

Looks like a gremlin

This is KDE, there are always dragons

The coolest I’ve seen? Artix of course!

(There’s also Kali, but it’s disqualified because A: not a daily driver distro, and B: dragons are automatically the coolest thing ever)

“The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear”

(don’t know why it’s green)

F is full, E is extra full

Debian does (because it’s old) and OpenSUSE does as well. I think it’s actually the desktop environment that does it, because KDE always mounts drives there.

It sounds like “Pop goes the weasel”

X equals negative b
Plus or minus square root
Of b squared minus 4ac
All over 2a

Wait, why are you keeping your music in the /media/ directory? That’s where removable drives get mounted!