Closely related to that:

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You mean general dynamics?

I do not want your stupid app.
I will not use this siloed crap.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
I do not want this mobile spam!

Why are there so many question marks??? That’s not how questions work??????

Still faster than Windows

It’s very energizing too

PGP or GPG, however you spell it. You can encrypt stuff, protect your email from prying eyes!

Also FOSS in general.

And your first pet’s name, and your social security number

Waterboy? Did he solve puzzles in temples with his partner Firegirl?

That explains… some

Wait, they’re closed-sourcing Ubuntu? Doesn’t the GPL say that any fork or derivative of any GPL’d product has to have the GPL? It’s supposed to propagate.

X pronounced the way it is in Chinese.