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Why do you censor that website? If you say the name in full (enough times), we will show up in search results for them.

RTFF? What’s a fanual?

From security agencies, presumably…

Got me? No!

Security agencies create encryption for their own usage. This means they want it to be mathematically as strong as possible, to protect their secrets from enemy security agencies. Why would they backdoor their own protection system?

They’ll just go through the side door instead.

C’est un chat de gouttière!

(French for a moggy cat, literal translation is gutter cat)

You’re in luck, it’s a designated neutral editor

This is primitive, the US Military has advanced beyond this!

2.1 is the most common version, but it’s way out of date. The current standardized version is 9.6.0.

Queen slays you!

Looks like a gremlin

This is KDE, there are always dragons

The coolest I’ve seen? Artix of course!

(There’s also Kali, but it’s disqualified because A: not a daily driver distro, and B: dragons are automatically the coolest thing ever)

“The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear”

(don’t know why it’s green)

F is full, E is extra full

Debian does (because it’s old) and OpenSUSE does as well. I think it’s actually the desktop environment that does it, because KDE always mounts drives there.

It sounds like “Pop goes the weasel”

X equals negative b
Plus or minus square root
Of b squared minus 4ac
All over 2a

Wait, why are you keeping your music in the /media/ directory? That’s where removable drives get mounted!

Your theory is based on the assumption that only Windows/Microsoft software increases in bloat exponentially.

This is not true: look at the internet. For example Gmail used to have a basic HTML version, but Google killed it, and the normal version takes longer and longer to load even on new hardware. New Reddit also is a mess of over-Javascript-frameworked capitalistry, complete with those annoying grey lines that appear where text should be when the page is loading.

Even open-source software is not immune to this. KDE on an Intel Celeron/2GB RAM computer feels very slightly sluggish, like walking through an atmosphere that’s too thick.

Wirth’s Law states that as more features are added to a piece of software, it will become slower.

Gotta keep that uptime, leave it on

They are not random, but what is the rationale?

Suppose there exists a radio station, “WACD 902 AM, The Sturge”. The number represents the frequency of the radio wave in megahertz. Now why did they choose that specific frequency? Did they have a specific preference for that number? Or more likely, they just chose whatever was available.

No, to the hospital