It’s also “My Dad can beat up your Dad”

Yeah well my Dad is ex military and helps the police fight human trafficking. But not like in a open the borders and make citizenship more attainable kind of way.

Falling/crashing drunks actually give mild credence to this theory

Honestly fuck them both. This has been such a weird fixation for them

Lol he made a contingency for any number? That’s wildly misaimed. WHAT DID YOU DO?? Why did you cause him to ban the letters C and M?

That sounds fucking sick actually, thank you!

Can we start a club? Like for discussing lecture/videogame pairings like disassociative sommeliers?

You can’t leverage reddit karma for anything so probably not. It’s more like weight values for a neural network, now that reddit is just a data library for chatbots

I noticed some specific women liked me more when I would do that. So of course I made that my entire personality.

I would never subject Jimothy to that man

Would she settle for “dim”?

You’re just going to ask something like that then not even give any of your own ideas?

Chilli. I make it all fancy and indulgent with beer and ghost pepper and sometimes corn.

But would you be interested to know I made my ex pancakes after our first hookup?

Right now I’m fucking with OpenBoard, it’s alright. I’m watching Florisboard for the day they finally implement glide typing again

Lore Accurate Dagoth Ur-type post

I can’t give you a source but the whole point of The Internet of Things and every product that it includes is to give data on you to someone. It’s kind of safe to assume that if one of your devices can connect to WiFi and you live in a location with representatives who are too old to even vaguely understand why that should be regulated, then you are being reported on. It’s just kind of the whole purpose of the tech in the first place. At least until the device in question has a screen, then the purpose will be to also show you an ad.

Crazy how you can always tell what somebody got ran off reddit for

Oh wait it’s just cumfart again.

Yep. I’m not trying to see somebody just showing me the top 50 posts off their reddit feed day after day after day. That shit sure does numbers here though.

Ever had that reddit friend IRL who’s just always showing you reddit stuff you already saw? That’s who those are. They don’t comment, they don’t post oc, they never mix up their posts, it’s a bot. Straight to the block bin.

“I didn’t do it but if I did they deserved it”

Might have something to do with how you post exactly like you’re trying to restart after an account ban