Just use bat!

This sounds a bit like Terry Pratchett.

Yes, but the viscosity here doesn’t look like it’s cold. Looks room temperature or maybe fridge temperature to me…

This looks like it’s not frozen. Jägermeister should be consumed fresh out of the freezer.

I want this comic but for programmers

Idk in the comparison between Pixel 8 Pro and iPhone 14 Pro i actually much prefer the Pixel, but maybe that’s just my taste.

So you’re going to git gud?

And sometimes the magic smoke escapes, which kills the rock.

Actually they started fairly early, but it was more like a phase. Just like the Inter Net.

Naja… Passt schon.

Ah yes, you were about to give me a raise and paid overtime because you need me to stay longer right? No?

Well then this sounds like a “you problem” i’ll be back on monday.

Da STOCKt mir der Atem.

The most fun part about imposter syndrome for me is that i even have it for ADHD. I was diagnosed at a young age, and then again - independently - as an adult. Still there are moments where i feel like i might not even have ADHD. I just have a collection of Symptoms that match the characteristics of ADHD but if i just wasn’t so lazy I would totally be able to do things like all the other “normal” people. Like multi hour study sessions and shit.

I have to constantly reaffirm myself that I might have to do things differently, and medication is something i can and should maybe use to help with getting my shit together and that’s okay, because I really do have ADHD and I’m not just pretending to have it because i’m lazy… I think …

Hä?

I prefer git rebase usually.

ᴶᵉᵗᶻᵗ ᵃᵇᵉʳ ʳᵃᵘˢ ʰᶦᵉʳᵎ

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Fuck you, we’re not giving you Italy!

Yeah, this is something many people seem to not understand.

SMS is not secure. The best option is something with FIDO2 or similar.

Smart Toast…