I wish the IT company we work with used enterprise edition, instead I have to deal with a ton of fuckery that is professional edition in an org with 50 employees, and I do not have the schooling necessary to take over fully.

Really wish we could just ditch windows altogether every time I find another computer that is using a local login instead of an AD login because they couldn’t be bothered to set shit up properly

So your friend buys all the components and a case of beer (or non alcoholic equivalent) and asks you to help assemble it?

I have taught my dog a few nonverbal commands, so I could easily identify her without even speaking… If she isn’t too busy terrorising the other 99 dogs of course.